pattinsin:

i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear

ofatlantas:

I have two emotions

1. swaggy
2. not swaggy

city-of-percabeth:

horanstiffy:

hawthornes:

do you ever just find yourself doing really fucking weird things when no one is around and then you suddenly freeze, paranoid over the fact maybe your parents have installed spy-cams in the house to watch you

this literally explains my life

charliebartlet:

walk-by-faith-always:

walk-by-faith-always:

“tumblr is like an inside joke with a bunch of people you don’t even know” -my brother

he doesn’t even have tumblr and he nailed it

today my brother decided to sum up tumblr AGAIN except even better..

“tumblr..what a perfect name. you’re just wasting time, tumbling. It’s just like rolling down into a bottomless pit”

guys hE KNOWS TOO MUCH

ABORT OUR COVER IS BLOWN

manboobmaiden:

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

unclefather:

things people have yelled in a bath and body works store:

• “what the fuck is a eucalyptus” 
• “this smells like my grandma”
• “what the fuck does “wood” smell like”
• “this is bullshit i’m going home”